Santa to banta why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question – Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It”s for people who can”t swim!
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager: What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
Santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.